Assault With A Blatino Weapon
November 2, 2009
Review from DudePost.com
The thugs in Assault With a Blatino Weapon don’t carry knives or guns; they carry out their assaults with the very sizable appendages they carry between their legs.
The first such assault takes place in Quest’s apartment when the usual cleaning guy can’t make and sends a replacement, Neo, who arrives late. Quest gives Neo a lesson in dependability and customer service that requires Neo to strip, suck him off, and surrender his hole. Neo has high, round buns ripe for fucking. He lets quest cum in has face and they share a cummy kiss while Neo splats all over his own tummy.
Ladies are on Chaos’ mind when Black Thunder comes over for a game of dominoes. What Chaos didn’t expect was to lose the game and be told he has to put out — but he doesn’t object. Black Thunder sucks his big black dick briefly, then makes Chaos his bitch (both protesting they’ve never done this before).
When Jason Tiya cops a feel of sleeping Phat Daddy’s butt, Phat Daddy wakes up and they argue about who’s gonna get fucked. Phat Daddy finally gives in, agreeing that Jason can fuck him if he gives Phat Daddy a good blow job first. As someone (not P.T. Barnum) said, there’s a sucker born every minute, and Jason is that sucker, both literally and figuratively. He gives Phat Daddy a blow job, then Phat Daddy reneges on his promise and fucks him until Jason has had enough, and pushes him away. Phat Daddy then jacks off; Jason does not cum.
Finishing his shower, Osian notices there aren’t any towels so his yells to his roommate, Soulja Boi, to bring him one. Soulja Boi pops a boner when he sees Osian’s buff body and a few compliments lead to an invitation to step into the tub and get some. They kiss and suck each other, then head to the bedroom where Soulja Boi fucks Osian’s bubble butt in three positions.
Soulja Boi, in need of more ass, pays a visit to Mr. Amazing, who shows off his new crib and gives Soulja Boi a demonstration of where he gets the money to afford such a fancy place. Easy spunk for Soulja Boi, who only has to sink his pole in one hole or another.
Phat Daddy has a look-alike brother by the name of King Dingo, who offers viewers a cool-down in the form of a solo while he watches his favorite porno.
While the cocks and buns that are on display in Assault With a Blatino Weapon are enough to arouse interest, they way their owners use them doesn’t extend the arousal period for long. You get the idea that the bottoms are more ready to ride than the tops are ready to deliver a fuck that looks like they like it. There’s almost three hours of viewing here, and one suspects that 45 minutes of judicious editing may have resulted in a hotter film.
This Thug Mart DVD has scene selection, previews, web link; 159 minutes.
Cast: Phat Daddy, Jason Tiya, Black Thunder, Chaos, Mr. Amazing, Quest, Neo, Osian, Soulja Boi, King Dingo.
Directed by Jalin Fuentes for Pitbull Productions.
Tags: Big Black Dick, blatino, thug mart
